The After Holidays Kink Guide
The holidays have come and gone (except for Boxing Day, you crazy kids you) and all you’re left with is pent-up family stress and half a sheet of wrapping paper. How will you ever recover?
KINK IT UP
Wrapping Paper:
-It’s cheap. It’s tawdry. Use it for mummification and smack them with the tube.
Tinsel:
-Drape it, dangle it, sprinkle it. Sensation play!
Candles:
-Wax play.
Dreidels:
-Twist into sensitive body parts. Make up a game involving the Dreidel song and their pain tolerance. Reward with gelt.
The Tree:
-Break off the now dry branches. Get a good handful and use as a paddle.
Mistletoe:
-Wear it on your belt. Make sure they get the hint.
Fruit cake and Christmas sweaters:
-Humiliation play. Get creative.
BONUS TIME
New Year’s:
-Count down using spankings. For a true “ball drop,” place 10 clothespins on the scrotum and take them off with the countdown. Don’t forget to kiss at midnight!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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