The After Holidays Kink Guide
The holidays have come and gone (except for Boxing Day, you crazy kids you) and all you’re left with is pent-up family stress and half a sheet of wrapping paper. How will you ever recover?
KINK IT UP
-It’s cheap. It’s tawdry. Use it for mummification and smack them with the tube.
-Drape it, dangle it, sprinkle it. Sensation play!
-Twist into sensitive body parts. Make up a game involving the Dreidel song and their pain tolerance. Reward with gelt.
-Break off the now dry branches. Get a good handful and use as a paddle.
-Wear it on your belt. Make sure they get the hint.
Fruit cake and Christmas sweaters:
-Humiliation play. Get creative.
-Count down using spankings. For a true “ball drop,” place 10 clothespins on the scrotum and take them off with the countdown. Don’t forget to kiss at midnight!